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[Story] Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy (18+) Season 5 Episode 10

Well, make e for nor lost.. I drink am all at once!

But it wasn’t just Syrrup. I thought I had a taste of Moutain Dew

inside, so I asked if it was mixed with a drink. He laughed and

said “Trust Me, you wouldn’t dare drink that shiii at once if you

knew what it was”

Now, the worst I was expecting was the containment of an

Aphrodisiac as I looked at him, confused. Then he continued(Do

you noticed Tobby likes talking? ) as I asked him what he


“You just took a liter of Purple Codeine man, all in less than a

second, that’s gonna be more intoxicating that weed I teyuuu”..

Now I was still confused, so I took to google to search for Purple

Codeine and to my greatest surprise, I saw what you will see

when you also google it .

Immediately I read the whole article on it, I felt like killing Tobby

for giving it to me because I was not a big fan of D*O*Ping, he

looked at me and told me that I had better look for a place to

sleep as it hypes the first timers, makes them mad for some

minutes before knocking them out.. Scary right?

I got scared but I pretended like a wassup man, as I told him I

hardly get intoxicated .. *i lied!!!!!*

Few hours later, I could see some girls were already making the

balance as the ratio was more like 60:40.. And Abigail was

nowhere to be found, even the car Asamoah came in wasn’t

outside, so I just concluded they went for a drive .

On getting inside, right there on the dancefloor, a voice(strange)

whispered: “Oboy! Start shaking your head” . Now this was

strange as the sane part of me said “Guy! You wey nor sabi

dance? Na dt drug effect oh”..

As strange as it was , I obeyed it as I started shaking my

head.. Then another one came “Find Girl! Find Girl!! Find Girl!!!”

.. I obeyed as I went to where a girl was dancing with a Guy

and started rocking her from the back while the guy rocked her

from the front..

Then the voice came again.. “Touch her b0-0bs!


Them.. Now!.. She nor gor fit talk”.

Ladies and gentlemen, Did I obey it? .. That I don’t know

for now

Ofcourse!!!.. I did obey it.. Like do I have any choice? The voice

was spiritual!!

Well, I touched the girl’s b0-0bs.. No, I grabbed them .

Somehow, the girl was confused.. I guess she thought it was her

BF(the Guy she was dancing with) that grabbed them but when

she realized that the hands came from the back, na so she vex


“What the F**k do you think you are doing? Have you gone nuts?

Are you mard?”.. These among other things were what the girl

was saying as the Music was disturbing my ears.. And the

moomoo Guy was asking her what happened ..

While I stood

there listening to the spiritual voice saying “Hold! Never talk..”

Seems the girl told her Guy that I grabbed her b0-0bs, added salt

and sugar to it as the Guy(whom I later found out was the main

host ) told me he wants to see me in a quiet place ..

“Guy! Follow.. Nothing dey happen.. Anything wey happen, we

kill am”.. That evil voice at work .. I sha obeyed it

Tobby told me earlier that they are selecting random boys to

bounce out of the party as the girls were afraid of dancing in the

midst of many rugged boys.. So, when the Guy and I were in the

quiet place, he started brain washing me into going outside the

gate with him. Now the trick is simple, there were boys that will

just stylishly drag you out of the gate and leave the rest to the


But with my wowzy brain waves, I followed him

Na so d guy tell bouncers say e nor wan see my face for there


“Guy! Rush the bouncers.. Them dey craze? Dem knw how much

henessy cognac cost?”.. The voice came again but this time

around, I dare not obey it. *Please Don’t ask me why..


I was vexed, I was angry, I was furious.. And I was clueless of

what was happening to my body system as my whole body

started over-reacting. The time we were supposed to go back

home was 11pm and it was already 10:30pm, yet.. I didn’t see

any sign of Asamoah nor Abigail.

Was now chiling with the Association of Bounced out Boys as

I thought of the Henessy I used as ticket, I tried remembering the

face of the girl but who sigh? Na only the cloth wey she wear I

remember.. Although I already called Asamoah but he didn’t

pick, na one woman pick am

It got worst, the voices started talking

“Be going home.. Just dey go.. No mind anybody”.. I obeyed!!

“Sing! Any song.. Just.. Sing”.. I obeyed!!!

“Begin dey wave motors to stop”.. I obeyed

“You are not drunk, nor high, you are only having fun”.. I

believed.. (While I was on my way)

Phone rang, and I didn’t pick.. Why? Because I had a feeling it

was a text message .

When I got to the Estate Gate, the security man asked who I

was.. I told him I was his Employer.. Mind you, I knew what I

was saying, like I knew they were wrong, but I couldn’t just help

as I spoke with a voice you will liken to that of Mike Adenuga

(Slow and steady)

One of them recognized me as he stretched his hand for a

handshake, I cover my hand tell am “Chop Knuckle Padi mii..

Nothing do you” .

I don’t remember how I got to my Gate, all I know is I didn’t

knock, nor press the alarm when I saw someone open the gate..

Asking why I was knocking the gate so hard like there was no

Gate Alarm…. I didn’t bother answering the person because I

knew I didn’t knock (Wait! Did I really knocked? )

I remember walking through the sitting room, I entered the

kitchen to look for something to eat, ate anything I saw, then

stood up.. It was then I noticed Faith looking as she stood by the

kitchen door. I didn’t Bulge as I once again obeyed the voice that

told me to go inside and sleep..

I woke up on a Bed that didn’t looked like mine..

So I stood up

quickly wondering how I got there.. Ahan! Na inside my room

nah.. Wetin do the Bedsheet? How did I entered inside?..

Questions started flowing as I looked at my phone to check the

time. 10am! (and I had 15missed calls from Asamoah)

“So you finally woke up huh?”.. A very angry faith said as she

stood by the door, with an Angry face!..

I didn’t/couldnt say a word as I sat there, looking for a way to

avoid saying the truth of what happened last night. She didn’t

say nor ask anything either. She Just said “Glad you are Ok

sire”… And that had “You got lots of explanations to do” written

all over it, so I knew it was the right time to start talking.

“Ummm.. I took Codeine.. Unknowingly.. Tobby gave me

actually And I took it all at once , and it started affecting me, that

was”.. I was trying my stammering best to explain myself when

she cut it..

“Was why you called me and my Sisters sluurts? That was why

you had the guts to give me a sleepless night? That was why?

You kidding? Why you told me you have been f**king my sisters?

Can you listen to yourself?.. No, wait.. That was why you tried

beating me up?”

Bear me witness.. Una dey here wen I dey tell the story oh!

Abeg, I talk all those things? Abi I do all those things? , why

she dey Accuse me RIGHTLY?

This got to me, I swear I knew I was on a death roll in the

crocodile’s Jaw..

I tried saying something but couldn’t, especially when I

discovered she was crying.. Or sobbing. Damn! She was so

emotional.. I just sat there as she said “So, am patiently waiting

for you to tell me what I want to hear.. That you were lying..

Couple of all the things you said”

I just looked at her and told her I wouldn’t dare lie to her.. That

most of the things I said were lies, especially the one consigning

she and her sisters.. But she didn’t believed, she knew I was


She walked up to me, kissed me(I didn’t return the kisses

because there was an uncontrollable guilt all on me) and said..

“You Know, Abigail also came in drunk last night, I doubted you

for a second and asked her so many things.. She told me about

you and her”.. At this moment, I was melting!!.. I wanted to Die..

Especially when she laughed, climbed on top of me and whipped

her hair to the back.

“Please God!!!!!!” I called upon him in my mind.

“So, how about you make me a Slurt? How about you take my

Virginity and make me a slurt huh?”.. A very weak, crying Faith

said with some smiles while water rolled down her eyes.. And

she was screaming.. With the door opened.

I couldn’t believed my ears.. She was a Virgin? .. How come?

Why? Where? Why? Why?? Why

“Ken cheated on me with my best friend, now you cheated on me

with my Sister? Why Me Ladi? Why me? Why not just take what

Ken always wanted? My Virginity.. Aint that what you all are

after?”.. She continued screaming as she held me on my

designer “dashed” shirt..

Damn! All I could do was cry, looked into her eyes and I knew I

couldn’t lie anymore, then I said “I never wanted s*x, I never

wanted it, I swear with my life.. I felt special for you.. Please

hear me out.. I love you Faith..”

She slapped me and said beasts like me shouldn’t be given a

chance to talk love.. That I deserve the pit of Hell and all that..

No! I wasn’t affected by the slap, I was in deep poo!.. And

knowing very well that drugs takes extra hours before they begin

acting on me, I had this feeling the worst was yet to come.

Then I heard a door opened.. Na for here I remember my Mama

Dream!!! I come dey interpret am another way.. *Yeah! The way

you just interpreted it!*

To be continued….. 

Updated: July 18, 2017 — 1:53 am

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