“Na you I go fvck” I asked him. He went ahead to present his plan and purpose in my life and how we intended to achieve it. The way was not easy but the end result was wonderful. During the early Saturday morning orientation, we were all outside waiting for the General Hall-rep to address us, when we saw a 505 car with siren speed ast us into the hostel. It went to a certain room and I saw the way some luggages were packed into the car and everybody was looking with keen interest.
“Wetin happen” I asked Toulalan
“If you ask me, who I go ask” He said while laughing. I quickly turned over to another group of friends who were already discussing the matter and asked them the same question
“E be like say him jump fence, and they catch am” One of them said
“No, they no catch am when him jump fence, na for Hotel they catch am” Another added. I was not just surprised, but I almost wet my shorts. I quickly went back to Toulalan to explain what I just heard.
“Them don catch am meaning say him time don expire be that” He said while laughing.
“Which kain mumu talk be this na” I queried him.
“Any day they catch me for here, just know say my name no be Toulalan” He boasted. It wasn’t long before the general hall-rep came and started his long sermon. It came with series of instructions and warnings but there was one that couldn’t escape my memory
“The military men in the bush said we should warn you guys; if anyone is seen jumping the fence and entering the bush, he will be considered a criminal and he would be shot” He shouted. There was commotion amongst the students and especially the jumpers as I called them. The noise lasted for a while before they forced to keep quiet. The fear was real and I knew I had to last in the school to avoid disappointing my dad.
“konji go kill you inside this school” Toulalan told me when we got back to the hostel. It was true, all most all the time, I kept having erection. It started affecting my way of thinking and my emotions. I thought of getting another girl, but the process and procedure to find another girl was so tedious in this school and I didn’t even have the chance for such. School activities were going on fine, and I never had the chance of even getting another girl.
I continued skipping classes and always found outside the main school compound where I was always hanging out with my new found alcoholic friend Toulalan. The semester was coming to and end, and believe me that in the exams, I wrote practically nothing. I just scrambled through the questions while I kept on praying that we should just go on vacation. Just as the period of vacation was announced, I already made plans with Toulalan on what we needed to do once we were outside school.
Few days later, we were chilling in a very big hotel in Port Harcourt city. We would be lodging there for 2 days before I start heading home. We bought lots of drinks in our room and we started drinking so bad.
“When last you fvck”? Toulalan asked me with his funny accent
“I swear, I no even remember” I said while laughing, and I was already a little bit tipsy
“You fit fvck ashawo” He asked me
“God forbid” I shouted back “Abeg no try am oo” I responded sadly
“Every girl wey you meet wey don fvck more than one guy, na Ashawo she be” Toulalan said “So na him make I no dey even waste time dey chyke girl” He concluded. It was a statement that struck me, and I thought deep over it. We entered a mild argument, and he ended up convincing me about his original theory
“Na true ooo” I shouted..
“Yes … Once she don sleep with more than one boy, she don turn ashawo be that” He re-affirmed. I was just laughing all through, maybe because I was already tipsy and was losing my sense of comportment.
“I no go bring Ashawo sha, I go carry some of my babes wey I get for here. We go share am one one” He said while picking up his phone and making some phone calls. Few hours later, we had some un-believable guests in our rooms. These girls were looking like people who could make even reverend fathers to commit the sin of fornication. They entered the room, and I served them drinks while they sat down to drink and enjoy. After a while, we decided to go to a nearby bar to drink and dance proper. I managed to strike up a conversation and we got along. Later at night, we went back to our various rooms.
It wasn’t so long that I started hearing shouts and cries from Toulalan’s room and I knew that all was not well. I was still lying down and resting when the girl stood and started dragging me
“Don’t you have a Joystick” She said with laughter “Or we won’t fvck”? She asked. I was surprised at the free invitation being given to me, but I wasn’t just in the mood or have the strength to even fvck.
“I don’t have strength joor” I said to her abruptly
“Me I have strength” She responded so fast. She didn’t even finish with the sentence before swooping on my trouser and pulling it down. I wanted to oppose but my body was so weak that I just laid down there and was watching. She brought out my diick and started sucking it like it had some honey content in it. I forced myself not to feel it, but few minutes later, it was standing as hard as the Nigerian flag. It didn’t take much time before she jumped on it like a bike man on a bike and started riding it down to her destination.
I was hearing the shout of the other girl in the room and in my own room, it was vice versa. I kept moaning and shouting because she was using me for rehearsals. At a point in time, I felt my dicck would cut from my body. At some point she was as fast as a plane and in some instances she was a slow as a snail. Something was different this time around, I started feeling something unusual. The excitement and the sweetness of this S£x were unbelievable. I became energized and was forced to stand up. She positioned herself in a dog way and asked me to kill her with S£x. It was funny that I almost laughed but I held it down and went down to work.
I kept moaning and shouting mildly but she kept on firing like a soldier in the war front. She didn’t even listen to any of my pleas. When she felt I was getting tired, she would switch to a position that allowed her to be in control.
“I want to go and piss” I said to her while I tried standing and was sweating real bad
“If you feel like you want to piss, you can go ahead and piss inside of me” She said to me while holding my waist so tight and trapped inside between her legs
“I want to piss ooo…” I kept shouting and was almost crying
“Piss inside baby” She shouted as she held my waist and was forcing it inside up and down. I was already crying and shouting at the top of my voice and few minutes later, I felt something rushing and pumping off my Joystick.
“Oh My savior” “Oh Lawd” I shouted while it was as if I was speaking in tongues. She held me tightly between her legs while I was jerking like someone suffering from epilepsy. After a while, I finally gained consciousness and I was as calm as a dove. She hugged me to her chest while I was still inside of her and started kissing my forehead.
“You can now come out” She said to me. When I pulled out, I saw that the condom was filled with plenty white substances and I didn’t know the reason for that. But few years back in our biology class I knew they talked about spermatozoa. I kept calm and was too shy to even say a word. She helped me bring out the condom and cleaned me up before bombarding me with series of questions
“Your body is hot” Are you okay? I didn’t know the reply to give to her, so I kept quiet
“This is your first time to release”? She asked again.
“Stop asking me na” I replied harshly. She laughed over it and hugged me so tight and we went to the bathroom to have our shower. After bathing, we heard a knock on the door and it was Toulalan and the girl that was shouting in his room
“You no tell me say your friend na virgin” She said to Toulalan. I was not just embarrassed but was very ashamed.
“How much be your money” Toulalan asked her
“Just pay me anything you like” She replied.
“Pay you” I shouted
“You think say fvck na free” She said while laughing
“Oh Jesus God” I shouted “Are you not his Gf” I asked with anger
“And so… Is that why he won’t pay me for fvck” She responded “I no be Ashawo, but if you give me better money as a fine boy wey you be, I go fvck you bellefull” She said.
“Oh Gawd” I shouted while falling down on my bed. I wanted to complain, but the ecstasy of the show tonight couldn’t leave my memory.
“They can stay till the next day” I told Toulalan
“That’s my man” He shouted and he gave me a chop knuckle and took his own girl out again to his room.
“Can we do it again” I asked with a smile
“Yes we can” She responded. It was a night of possibilities. You do something and feel that are weak and that you need to recover, few minutes later, you are back on track again. That was the pattern we took all night. As at 9:00am the next morning, I was still sleeping and rolling round the bed while she and her friend were gone. I was woken by the flog toulalan gave to me
“Stand up Jare Ashawo” Toulalan shouted. I heard the voice clearly and managed to crawl together and tried standing up
“Hope say she never wound you” He asked me while laughing. We discussed about my adventure last night, it was funny at some point and emotional at another point.
“So na Ashawo disvirgin you” Toulalan asked while laughing so hard
“She no be Ashawo, I later ask am” I responded back “She be student for Rivers state university” I said
“Shut up jare… all of them na Ashawo” He said with laughter. I laughed over it and saw a white paper on the table and I went closer for inspection. It had something written over it
“Here is my number; if you come out of school again, I would love to see you” I read it aloud to Toulalan and quickly hid the number before it gets into the wrong hand (Toulalan).
“You don get personal Ashawo oo” Toulalan taunted
“I don hear:” I responded back.
The next day, I was on the next flight to Enugu back home…
“Abeg help me calculate this G.P abeg” I begged one of my intelligent roommates :-[
“Jesus!!! Guy wetin come do you”? He asked surprised…